Blimey,itizz Ferkin’ cold out there
Black Negligible wiv Black Coat on top
Liberates Pitcher
Proffers Medicinals
Justin Case
Carinthia.xx
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But of course. Into the night - it was thirty below - but bigod, everything matched.
Gxx
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I might ask for a celebratory gin to celebrate my new skirt
And good friends
My sewing machine was brought back by eight year old pedal power
A trike with a trailer
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Fixed that for you.
Oh, and GIN for all as wants. I fancy an illegal gathering.
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[gluppity][gluppity]
I may sing.
Gus, were you thinking of conspiracy to commit burglary (to take an example purely at random) or something else…?
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Just a conspiracy: unhygienic an’ illegal, is conspirin’. Etymologically speakin’. We could burgle a bit too, just for the sport in it…
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Norty pairs do not get bacon butties
And conspiracy to commit crime is such an ugly record to have - caught before you actually manage to do anything!
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Or they couldn’t catch you at the scene but they were pretty sure you had something to do wiv it because of the excellence* and beauty of the plan…
yardarm
* orright orright but if they hadn’t panicked they’d have been away clean
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Bacon butties ready
I am mermaid wrangling at craft class today
Slippery creatures
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Coincidentally, I received a photo of a mermaid birthday cake this morning. I’ll be kind and not tell you who made it (but it wasn’t me, honest - I doubt I could do that well).
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Ogmigawds
What HAS the poor gel got shoved up her cloaca?
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That I don’t know, but perhaps there’s a clue in her expression.
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Snork!
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My bluddy phone has died. Or at least, I turn it on, it goes bingle, screen lights up for three seconds, it turns itself off. Repeatedly.
Phone shop for me.
Soddit.
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I want to know whether that packet of “Mermaid Sprinkles” is made from ethically-sourced organic mermaids.
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Prolly like Unicorn Poo, Dunnock…
I take it that the Hard Stare hasn’t worked, Fishy
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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They are a bloody phone shop. They don’t answer their bloody phone. How am I supposed to know whether they are open or not?
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Do they have a website?
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The sad thing is, that cake started off quite well. The edging is nice and the tail and hair pretty good. But the rest, dearie me…
I assumed it was the rock on which she sits. I doubt she is older than it, though ;- )
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“Some of ’em have queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, stary eyes that never seem to shut, and their skin ain’t quite right. Rough and scabby, and the sides of their necks are all shrivelled or creased up.”
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