So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Not The Archers
1962

…and one fourteenth of a matchbox of cheese daily. For that, and other, reasons, I do hope she will be returning home asap.

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1963

Urgent request for GIN delivery to V94 F858 … load up the trebuchet …

Yes, they’re keeping her for a bit. IV steroids are on.

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1964

[flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity]
[ginnity] [cheeseity]

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1965

I have two drip stands and at least three computers connected to me
So a lot of things for wee birdie to play with

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1966

Oh no. Poor Twellsy, thinking of her and wishing her out again soon.

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1967

No matter how shite The Archers is - and I think my opinion about that is tolerably clear - it is odd not having it as a marker of the transition from day to evening on a Sunday. I mean, how does one know when to start drinking?

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1968

Have one for me

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1969

Only if you undertake to Get Better with bewildering rapidity, Twellsy dear. But on that basis, it will be my pleasure.

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1970

Tee hee one of the machines stopped beeping and went neeenaw loud
I think you are meant to have more O2 than I am managing to absorb

Been COVID-19 swabbed and the gnursie was aiming for

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1971

Sorry gnursie was aiming for Australia through my throat and sinus

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1972

Other cellular telephony providers are available.

The yardarm is the traditional clue.

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1973

Perhaps I should have said ‘resume’…

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1974

Given the context, what you should have added was “…of necessity”.

Failing that:

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1975

That’s a keeper, joe.
Soo xx

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1976

I have been weighed

I apparently have mislaid 33kg of avoirduupoids from about my person

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1977

Twellsy - either you have lost around 5 stones in weight, or you left your hip flask at home.
Soo xx

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1978

Tis weight loss

Wearing mostly pjs all the time mean I have lost slowly and without fretting

There’s a good six inches off my waist I

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1979

Reference to the stitchery thread: before or after you made yerself a lovely new skirt?

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1980

Since when?
Actually that’s an impertinent question. But - since the beginning of the year, great stuff. In a short period, bit of a worry.

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1981

Oof

Late collecting my newspaper, as The Lad 'phoned

Did no-one notice, Twellsy?

Carinthia.xx

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