(says nothing)
(loudly)
(blows on nails)
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Bad Fish! No Minnow End.
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(sulks)
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[raises fevvery eyebrow]
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‘You spoil that Fish, you know’
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If it’s mackerel it’ll stink by London…
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I know which side me rice-and-onions-and-bacon-and-stuff is buttered.
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Wise bird.
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Joe many have tried to tame me over the years
ALL have failed!
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Ah, but they didn’t have the new Deluxe Twellsomatic Adjustable Voltage Shock Collar, available from GII* (Restraint & Control) at a very reasonable price all things considered. A unit dispatched to a Mr E. Bull by overnight courier this very day.
*Gus Industries, Inc
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You are teasing Twellies again, Gus…
The Mighty Atom (the Bosche replacement for the Great Beast until Kenwood deign to be open for complaints/replacements/refunds again) is able to make the dough for bread, hurrah.
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Estimated time for HBCs, Fishy?
Dinner here will be the lamb wot I cooked yesterday, wiv lime & coriander rice & lime pickle
Carinthia.xx
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ETA HBCs 20:20 hours.
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Tickets £20.
Tickets at a safe* distance £60 plus binoculars rental.
* not responsible. At all.
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Yep.
It was her turn; I’d already done TFM, Carinthia and you.
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Why am I imagining it as having a domed lid with a spike?
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Gus dere
After 25 years yon Bull knows that there is NUFFINK that tames me
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I am now getting an ominous feeling…
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Joe just don’t buy tickets for the alleged show of the Bull trying to put any restraint on me
bits of torn apart Bull and Gus will get everywhere and mess up the cellar…
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There are sequins on the Twellsomatic Deluxe: you will be powerless to resist.
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