That is beautiful, soo, and I appreciates it anyway.
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It was announced today that everyone in Derbyshire who has to see a GP must wear a mask.
Gin is the answer, Soo
Carinthia.xx
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Did I hear gin being mentioned?
Here we are encouraged to wear a mask but itās not yet mandatory
I quite like my Bambi patterned masks
Hands up all who expected me to make plain sensible masks?
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Well, I suspect either is distinctly more dangerous than not wearing a mask at all (because it picks up random grot more than most clothes do, and redistributes it when itās agitated). If you want to take yer mask off, take it off.
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Whoever sent me Bruvver the mask sayinā āI do not have to say anything. It may harm my defence if I do not mention when questioned something which I later rely on in court. Anything I do say may be given in evidenceā is goinā to get a Midnight Visit.
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That was not me
Gin or beer or both?
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Beer as I slouch away to me nest.
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Yer Bruvver must have a big face mask to get all that on Dunnock
Is there a strategically placed hole fer the fag to dangle from?
Carinthia.xx
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Good luck to them as is presenting wiv tonsilsā¦ well, wiv tonsilitis. Having tonsils is no impediment in itself to sporting an elegant mask.
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I donāt have tonsils, which made it quite interesting doing the Covid-19 testā¦
I am only making elegant masks, I assure youā¦ 
Carinthia.xx
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So now we have an internet connection which is about four times faster than we had, but:
- about 60% of what we should have had for the last three years had eir honoured the original contract
- about 20% of what they agreed to
- about 50% more expensive than quoted
Oh - and they omitted to upgrade the modem.
Need gin before the next roundā¦
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Much gin routed joeward. Reculer pour mieux sauter & suchlike advice. Bona to vada your somewhat drawn old eek, though.
Kind regards to the feathered brigade.
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Gawds, Joe
Proffers more Gin
There is a Candle burning here too!
Carinthia.xx
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Ulster fries in chafing dishes and eggses will be cooked to order
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I need to go shopping. I cannot. I have an Oaf on my tum. O woe is not me.
At least as excusive as having a bone in my leg; and bones, on the whole, do not purr or boast sparkly whiskers.
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Sounds like a call for a Nemergency
yardarm
(Virtually, I am in a pub in Silverstone.)
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My replacement Tupperware lids have arrived, along with the latest Tupperware catalogue.
All very clever these days, but some of the prices are eye-wateringā¦
Carinthia.xx
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And back again, having āseenā some good mates.
Not enuff Beer though.
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Is there ever enuff Beer, Dunnock?
Arsking forra friendā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Rumour has it that there might even be such a thing as Too Much Beer, though I have no recollection of any such event.
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