So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not The Archers
7091

Leap on top, fall straight down the other side? Not surprised the cat was put out. It probably had to wash for a good three or four minutes to show how much it had meant to do that.

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7092

Sit on pattern while I try to pin the garment for sewing
then try to shred said pattern
Then try to investigate pin box and look hurt when I put things AWAY after my left index finger was eaten by the mechanism holding machine foot resulting in my yelling for the Bull to dress the wound and abandon sewing as my skirt has a white background

Bah to cats helping with oneā€™s sartorial manufacturing efforts!

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7093

I dunno much about sewingology but I fink yer meant to perforate the cloth more than you perforate yerself.

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7094

It was the doodah that holds the needle in situ that et me finger

I was good though - the neighbours didnā€™t hear my squawks about my finger

With my inr recently being 6.6 I leak with great enthusiasm!

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7095

Whereas had it been of a different colour (to begin with) you would have carried on?

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7096

Gawds
What izzit with injured fingers this week?

Carinthia.xx

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7097

[curls up perchinā€™ toes just to be on the safe side]

Medicinal?

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7098

Please, Dunnock

I can inform The Cellar that a cotton bud dipped in full fat milk will remove pinprick blood spots from wedding dressesā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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7099

ā€œBeautiful brideā€¦ Tallish, dark and smells of cheeseā€

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7100

[suspiciously]

Wot sort of cheese?

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7101

Nothing too aggressive. Crowdie, maybe.

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7102

Gawds, another first :

I have applied warpaint, & videoed myself sending Birthday Greetings to my SiL who is 60 tomorrow. GD will compile all the clips into a coherent (!) filmā€¦

I may need an 'Normous Medicinalā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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7103

In case of emergency, fill glass.

[pourity] [pourity] [pourity] [pourity]

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7104

Thank-you Dunnock

Carinthia.xx

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7105

I have wet knickers

What happens when you sit down on an outside chair without checking

But the sun is shining

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7106

Should we avert our gaze lest the moon rises?

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7107

Yer all right Joe

I have put my gardening attire on

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7108

Have heard that the gardener plus assistant will be calling tomorrow.

Hallelujah

I did warn him that there may be lions & tigers lurkingā€¦

Carinthia.xx

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7109

ā€˜nā€™ badgers. Theyā€™m tough beggars, badgers.

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7110

Gawds
Rather him than me. I think about Kevin every time the security light goes on

Carinthia.xx

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