Sheet lightening every few seconds plus thunder here now, but no rain yet. And I have no buns*.
*Awaits commnents.
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Ah, well, I didnāt pick up on the detail that you were starting from cheese sconesā¦ Which are a very fine thing indeed when good, and so often a terrible disappointment. Mine are seldom up to much. Yours evidently are - yes, this is a blatant angle forra food parcel 
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Sāobvious, innit: yer storm snaffled 'em.
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A bit of a step down from Gin Sparrerā¦
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joe, you have just wasted valuable 
. Via snortling.
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Apologies.
(Proffers compensatory 
)
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Oh, please donāt be sorry. Though you might be due a visit from Sparrerās bruvverā¦
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envy envy envy.
But - just askinā, like - have you been particularly Bad recently, dere?
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?
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Yes, well 
Soo xx
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Again?
Itās not even been a week since the last oneā¦
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Donāt you want that tyre lever back?
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Well, a week is barely measurable, these days, joe.
Best nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Well, for one thing, itās not ours. And even if it were, it would rather depend on the mode of deliveryā¦
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Gin, Soo
I think that we all need Summat Strong, ATM
Carinthia.xx
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As so often, dere Chatelaine, you are not wrong.
Gxx
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Invisible ducks! Outside, now. Thattis not an invitation to a thorough and righteous kicking, btw. Just a description of the whereabouts of the invisible ducks.
Oh, didnāt I say? They are audible, not the reverse. Quite noticeably.
ETA: maybe this should be in Poultry Report. Or the Fortean wossname.
Ducks gone now.
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Bluddy Ell, Gus
Proffers Pitcher before going to bed
Carinthia.xx
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Hereās an orange, Darling, just in case. One cannot be too careful.
Sleep well.
Gxx
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