So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not The Archers
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Hogfather, I think.

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7214

My apologies to St Paul, should he read this, but I am fairly certain that knowledge is wasted on me.

Beautiful skirt, Twellsy.

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7215

pathetic overheated tseep

[soaks head under shower]

Thatā€™s a bit better.

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7216

Proffers cool beer to the wee birdie

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7217

I have put out Buns to attract thunderstorms.

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7218

Well, thatā€™s convoluted! [beaky grinnity]

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7219

Isnā€™t it a cake you have to leave out to make it rain? (You also have to take a long time to bake itā€™ and throw away the recipe.)

(I am ignoring all cormorants, on principle.)

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7220

Not really :eyes: [innercent blinkity]. Most phenomena will come for buns, 'specially iced ones. Used to work at Barnes Bridge for trains (definitely phenomena, those)

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7221

I expect you couldnā€™t givva shag, either

< retreats to illusory safety of large paper bag >

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7222

I hope you get some dear

I am trying to convert a recipe for cheese scones into chocolate scones

I have until the morning to get it right

I have upped the butter by 50g and taken 25g of flour out to put drinking chocolate in the mix

Why does one person think I can cook the exact things they like without thinking about the recipe while I am trying to knit a cat and cook dinner?

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7223

I think it might be W.H. Auden actually ;- )

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7224

We all have our cross to bear, Twellsy :wink:
Soo xx

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7225

What have cormorants ever done to offend our Fishy?

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7226

Almost certainly an unwise move, Twellsy. Give me a few mins

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7227

Laid eggs inside a paper bag, Twellies. Very common of them.

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7228

You are an angel Gus dear

My brain is not up to tackling recipe changes

I just thought that the cheese would be part of the fat content of the scones

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7229

This looks vaguely sensible as to ratios.
Canā€™t say the notion appeals greatly but then, while I like chocolate, I am largely indifferent to chocolate cakes. Yeah, I know. Weird.

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7230

'Cos youā€™ve done it before?

Could be worse, you might be trying to knit dinnerā€¦

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7231

In my experience, Strong Cheddar can never be added in too fervent a manner to cheese scones for them to be heavenly.
Soo xx

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7232

Save The Cheese Scones

Chocolate scones indeedā€¦

Snell Snyff

I have put the Black bin out, so no problem with the Negligible

Carinthia.xx

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