So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

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I do ask Gus

Would the poor Oaf survive Bengals at play?

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8634

I have a Leatherman.

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8635

I used to have a shashka.

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8636

'Spect so.

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8637

I used to have a Ruger

I hated it

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Armsmakers for Responsible Citizens, Ruger are: they say so themselves.

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8639

Well I sobbed my heart out when I was given a ppw

Who wants a lethal weapon?

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At least it wasn’t a PPK…

Hold me beer ‘n’ watch this!

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8641

Responsible for what, though?

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8642

Much better not to know, really.

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8643

Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums. Just an excuse to give one of my all-time favourite typos an outing

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8644

As someone mentioned just now: “Like truffles, but backwards.”

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8645

The Backward Truffle sounds like the kind of recherché eatery (dear Lord, how I loathe that word) which deserves to go bankrupt for destroying a perfectly good pub (ok, which was probably going bankrupt itself, otherwise no recherché caff, I suppose).
Fulmination and harrumphing.

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8646

It’s the final of Professional Bake Off

They are making Chocolate Nats

Eeewwww

Carinthia.xx

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Just think of a chocolate and praline disc fascinator with a spun sugar veil on a humid day at the races, Dahlink. Or, rather, don’t…

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8648

They were worn by professional models

More Eeeewwww

Very clever, I suppose, but the waste.

Another thing I don’t understand is ‘live plating’ which just seems to be throwing food in swirls onto a table top

I don’t think I’m the target audience for this

Oh, & I don’t like blue coloured cakes, either…

I feel that an Medicinal may help…

Carinthia.xx

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[swarmity] [peckity] [peckity] [peckity] [peckity] [peckity] [peckity]

Wot waste?

Blue Curaçao?

(Or indeed non-blue vodka…) [pourity] [pourity]

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Yerrrs. I can’t see you getting on with live plating, Dahlink. And I don’t see it having much of a future now; but it is or was interesting.

Another sip of vodka, dear: it is Good For You, and Restorative, and That Sort of Thing.
Gxx

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Yeah, but waste is seldom clever, as we know.
Having had the pleasure of sporting (on Very Special Occasions) Nats created by your very self, Carinthia, I may steel myself for a photo-shoot.

Soo xx

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It depends to whom—and where—they attach the electrodes

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