So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Stretch out your hand, gently but smoothly raise the glass to your lips…

But this was in Florida.

(I misremembered: it didn’t get as far as court.)

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$22.95, drugs not included?

Criminal.

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Lammas fair

Enjoy

Or something…

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Oaf was AWOL. He is now sleeping [whatever it was] off beside me.
But where are my tea minions? Unaccountably absent. Bunked off for a seaweed amd honeycomb orgy, I expect.

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In fried aurochs dripping, with honey?

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In a cave behind a waterfall…

ewww: sticky and damp and hard on the knees/elbows. Still, that’s orgies for you.

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There are days when I can cope with dulse

There are no days when I can cope with honeycomb…

I noticed that, whilst stuff coming out of the disheen was clean, it wasn’t dry,so I have de-coked it wiv Citric Acid this morning

Yes

I know

Carinthia.xx

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But you just can’t get glacial acetic any more.

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But vinegar, bicarb and sodium bisulphate are all readily available, Sparrer, so don’t despair.

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hurrah! FIZZY!

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That’s what the bullock’s hide is for

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Gus dear you seem to know an awful lot about orgies

Did you gain this knowledge from practical experience?

If so

Well Done!

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Our Genteel Gusly Person only knows wot I’ve told her. Maybee.
Soo xx

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Judging by another of my posts, I might seem to know a little about chemistry, dere: but you’d be foolish to put money on it.

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I don’t bet Gus dear heart

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No, no, joe. The bullock’s hide is where he conceals himself with his binoculars to view the orgies without startling the participants. Not, one would imagine, that they startle particularly easily.

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How am I supposed to knit with a leopard on my knitting box?

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Disobediently?

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Well since the wool and needles are inside said box and the snowboy is asleep I am challenged as to knitting my poor doggie’s tail…

I did knit the second ear earlier

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Supper izza Conundrum.
Severe case of cannae-be-arsedness. Times like this, liking eggs would be handy.

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