Moi?
Incinerate summat?
No I was merely passing a comment
And I have 3 Bengals sharing our bed
If we are lucky we get an inch of bed each…
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Whoops! I’d forgotten about the vertigo. Just as well I didn’t go for the Mendelssohn’s own title for that piece: Spinnerlied
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[chortle] That had not occurred to me.
The Bum of the Flightybee - possibly apocryphal as an on-air blunder, but I like it
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One of the Grauniad’s more inspired moments was a review of Doris Godunov
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‘Careful with that gin, Eugene - bottle’s dead now’
Sorry.
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Speaking of bee’s bums (no, not that Bee) you know that metal arm thingy with holes in it that you push open a casement window with, well I was at a friend’s house and a bee got itself caught in one of the holes. It couldn’t go forwards as its bum was too big and couldn’t seem to retreat either. Our friend spent a good fifteen minutes at great risk of being stung, first trying to push its head back through the hole to no avail and finally, deciding to risk all, gave it a might shove from behind and out it popped unharmed.
I thought it was a perfect illustration of what a kind nature he has.
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Get a piece of wood, half an inch thick by eight inches wide by ten inches long. Put it across the cat-flap on the outside and screw the ends to the door. I am entirely serious; if you break your back again, it probably won’t be possible to stop them from keeping you in hospital.
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Hiccity tseep?
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Oh - nae gin
So that’s what the scream is about…
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I’m not Christine, and I know when he’s cavorting. Barring the door seems drastic, and unkind.
Oh dear. He is a worry.
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He has to get used to not having free access to your house at all times. When you are around you can let him in; when you are not, or when you would like to be asleep, he does not need to be in your house. He has a house of his own to go to at night.
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It causes condensation?
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I have a Dire Warning for cellarites: there is Fake Gin out there.
It looks (& costs) like real gin, but is utterly lacking in Booze.
Beware!
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We aren’t being unkind, Dear Gus, just abit concerned . I have had to think really long & hard about the problems of being ill & on my own , & we don’t want you to be stuck either.
On an entirely different topic, GBBO is on the TV, - Vegan Week, which has been really interesting
Howsumevva
I have decided that I really don’t like the look of things wot are iced in Blue - they don’t look appetising to me
The colours/ theme of the wedding 2 weeks ago was a particular shade of Blue, which didn’t translate well to the Cupcakes or Wedding Cake
I may need an 
to wash the thoughts of that from my mind…
Carinthia.xx
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Curaçao?
(All right it’s a fake food colouring blue, but all the same.)
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No thanks, Dunnock
Wasn’t there a Blue Bols ?
Searches memory
Drinks Vodka…
Carinthia.xx
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Something else entirely…
Sorry Dahlink. Misheard you there forra minute
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Best get into they thermals pdq…
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Isn’t that pig medicine?
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Sorry Gus! Grate mines an’ all that…
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