Hmm
Haven’t heard any more tales of Electrical Derring-Do today…
Hope that everyone is ok
Nightcaps are poured
Carinthia.xx
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Was just thinking the same!
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Am going to bed again, having been awake all night so far
Hey Ho
Sodding Body Clock
Carinthia.xx
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Off to bed meself, though it’s not so late here as for you. Nightie night!
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It’s either a late night, or early morning, Janie !
Carinthia.xx
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Yes, I wasn’t sure whether to wish you a goodnight or good morning. Good night is better, it means you will go back to sleep …
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Morning
Taking my chest to the quack
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Good. Get it sorted, Twellies.
No more electrical derring-do; the fridge-freezer is to be delivered between twelve and two, so why did they need to ring me (twice) before eight, as well as send text at about six?
yardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm
is definitely needed
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I am not normally one to downplay the importance of the yardaaaaaaarm to the smooth and orderly progression of the day, but this is one of those occasions when I might seriously consider swapping same for a yard-wide door
But enough of this idle fantasising. There are apples crying out to be stuffed wiv razorblades. All hands on deck! Well, quite a few bits of finger on deck at the very least…
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Toffee apples, I reckon. People expect sudden sharp bits in toffee apples.
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Iä! Iä! The stars are right! The end is upon us!
What’s that? An art installation? Ahem. As I was saying, Minister…
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Now got anti bionics and stair rods
Bah more bluddy pills
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Fish’n’bird’n’mollusc have successfully dismounted the front door. The postman made no comment. He’s met us before.
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I hope that you are all wrapped up warmly
Itizz Effing Cold here
Who is plumbing the Noo Beast in, if I dare arsk ?
Carinthia.xx
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I suspect that the fish/bird/mollusc will be at that job too
I will wheeze at them in a dissuading manner if that might help…
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They are.
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What they say is
Our experienced connection team deliver and install hundreds of fridge freezers, fridges, freezers and under counter freezers each day.
Here’s what we’ll do…
Unpack your new appliance for you, removing any transit brackets.
Connect it to existing water pipes if it needs plumbing in.
Position and level it so it fits perfectly in your kitchen.
We'll take away the packaging.
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I do hope the poor crayturs delivering the fridge realise the danger of crossing a slightly irate fish wiv teefs
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A terrifying hybrid
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Tenters are Hitched
'Normous Pitchers are prepared…
Carinthia.xx
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