I believe slammers are frothy?
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Cautious hopes that Joe’s leg gets betterer and betterer
Here I have been shopping for food so I needs a flump and a beer
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I prefer to think of it as due to a flawed prescription from Specsavers.
I’ll tear him limb from limb at my next eye-test. To remind him not to do it again. 
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Tsk
I may be sans a picture but I can still train polar bears to be sweet gentle fluffy vegetarian creatures who are kind and gentle to all
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Very little meat on them. More like a bunch of animated toothpicks.
I do like the photo though.
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Many things are if you give 'em a good shaking-up.
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Sweet? Gentle? Fluffy? Moi?
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Yes you Hearthrug
I know all yer roaring and growls are for show
Inside you is a sweet gentle wee beastie trying to escape
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Who has your little friend swallowed whole this time?
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May I have a icon wee sparrer please?
I will pay with a nice Gunpowder gin…
Thank you
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Wot do you fancy? Give me a theme to work with and I’ll see wot I can do.
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Leopard print?
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Yup
High heeled leopard print is just me…
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+++DOES NOT COMPUTE+++
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All sorted.
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[elegant sippity]
[pause]
[beak down in the vat]
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Good taste in vodka there, Carinthia!
Love the hat, too.
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Great innit ?
That Birdie sorted it for me whilst I was out
Carinthia.xx
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