So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Not The Archers
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I know you can

We must sort our dunnock’s sartorial elegance in silence lest we wake a vengeful Fishy one

I would be wary of the fishly teeth

All the serried ranks of em!

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So basically wot you want is a mob of trained bats.

Or owls. But I’m told they’re really hard to train. They forget what the reward looked like from one run to the next. Those great big eyeballs don’t leave much room for brains.

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I’m glad that you have rinsed off the cheapo dye, Hedgers.
Much less bovva than a hovva for me :wink:
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx

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Well, I for one have yearned for same for years.

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Gin, Soo

You’ll be needing Gin

Sounds as though Gus may, too

Carinthia.xx

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Looking at Hedgers’ disastrous feathers, I am minded to quote a bit of Burns:
“O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
Tae see oorsels as ithers see us!
It wad frae monie a blunder free us, An’ foolish notion.”
Just as well we’re here, really.
Soo zzzzzzzz

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I have a number of bats resident in the hovel and barns

Any make of bat you want in particular?

The barns house lots of makes of :bat:

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So it appears…

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Serve 'em effing well right.
Poor owl.

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Elite chiropteran special forces Attack Bats. Obviously.

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But not the US Navy attack bats.

Orf to me nest.

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Oh - I thought we were still talking about weddings, and Friday’s in particular…

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That is just Wrong.

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It’s a thought, joe; definitely a thought.

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Oh I dunno - some of them seem to have the right idea:

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I guess that beggered-up the h’enemy as they had to take cognisance of the protected nature of the bats.

You can’t go blowing rooves off places with bats in them.

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Rats, on the other hand…

What were these people on, FFS??

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See, that’s the basic difference.

The American project costs millions, burns down some of their own facilities, and never goes anywhere.

The British project costs a few bob, is discovered by the enemy before it can be used against them, and still has a hugely disruptive effect.

yardarm

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…a precursor to The Incendiary Cat Plot?

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At least the British used dedded rats

The thought of poor wee bats burning alive is horrific

Animals are not bombs

Well the average Jihadi suicide nut bomber might be a candidate for the Darwin awards but otherwise…

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