So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?

In case it needs pointing out, I was a bit of a rascal as a youngster.

Had Asbo’s existed I assume I’d have had quite an array of them.

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It’s never too late, dere…

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It is you know, they’ve stopped having them.

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Cripes, the fings yer learn on here. I suppose wiv a bruvver like yours, you’d notice stuff like that

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Wanna nasbo!
Soo xx

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Me bruvver is very helpful to young birds wot has got themselves in trouble with a society wot doesn’t understand them. Gives 'em some goals to work towards, training in skills wot will help them do jobs get gainful employment, that sort of fing.

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Hmmm

Legal employment dear wee birdie?

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You shouldn’t ask daft questions like that, Twellsy

Orff out to take a parcel to the shop

We have just had thunder & hailstones

Sigh

Carinthia.xx

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Driving, glazing, locksmithing, electronics, first aid, calligraphy, all sorts of practical skills really. Real local benefactor, me Bruvver.

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First aid? Good with injuries, is he?

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Replace benefactor with malefactor and I think you have described your bruvver rather well

Is it beer o’clock yet?

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[pourity] [pourity] [pourity] :beers:

Funny you should mention that, joe; he knows a lot of very clumsy people who will quickly explain that they must have tripped over the cat / coffee table / etc.

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Hot buttered (wholemeal) crusts going, for them as does…

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On which point, where is everybody? Like a morgue in here tonight

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I have had a visitor, anna very slow Internetty connection

2 thunderstorms with hail too

I think that Slammers may be required…

Carinthia.xx

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Slammers would be good. Two long 'phone calls and wacthing a fillum with Mr Soo (bought for him as a birthday pressie, so I had to).
Soo xx

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Slammers is a good plan.

That Bird is in Cambridge, and I am watching a film.

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Bet my film was worse than yours.
Glug.
Soo xx

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To adjudicate, we need to know what both films were. Bee? Fishy?

The maternal freezer arrived in the company of two very nice Welsh fellers, who cheerfully lugged out its fallen comrade and lugged it in, so that’s all right. And the stung hand is much better, which is a great relief.

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Very pleased about the stung hand, Gus. And the smart delivery and removal business. ‘My’ film Thor Ragnaroc. Oh yes.
And now it’s time for bed. Good nights, all.
Soo xx

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