So, who wants to help ... to take refuge in the Cellar?


#9989

Oh pooh, Gus

Booooo to Tesco.


#9990

But look at the lovely card that was made for me and dropped through the door just now:


#9991

Aaaaw. By whom ?


#9992

Blimey Gus

You’ve had a day ovvit, & no mistake

Love the card

I have been to a Garden Centre on my own !

Garden Centres are No Fun on one’s own, but I had to get a Gift Card as a present

Sneezed myself stupid too

Hey Ho

Liberates Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

ETA: Friend has just informed me that there is a nearer Garden Centre , but when I heard that they have snakes there, I’m glad I didn’t go to that one


#9993

Evening all

Gawds Joe that is scary!

It nearly had me squawking at the Bull in case something had got past his defences of our network


#9994

The little girls (two of them, delightful children) of Patchfaced Oaf’s family. Hence the floating bowl of catfood - at first glance, I wondered crown or tiara type of a yoke, but then I read ‘cat’ on it and got the message…


#9995

How’s the leg, Twellsy? Hope you have been more comfortable today


#9996

Snakes is scared of birds. Well known fact.

Specially birds wot know where they live.

Orf to me nest.


#9997

I second that emotion, Gus.
Your day has been a tad rubbish, but the arrival of That Card must have ameliorated some of it. I hope.
I have encouraged local politicians by casting my votes. The Polling Station wasn’t exactly hopping and the most engaging thing about the whole business was noticing that the pencils were Easily Detachable from their strings.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx


#9998

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Have you broken something, Hedgers?
Oh, you’re asleep.
Soo xx


#9999

That’s always been a pretty crap alibi, tbh
G ;- ) xx


#10000

Don’t ferget yer Gin, Soo

Carinthia.xx


#10001

Not scary so much as shameless. I can call any mobile or landline in Ireland and the UK without incurring additional fees, but not the provider’s own alleged “customer care” department. Charging for access to the helpline is pretty iffy to begin with, but specifically excluding the number from customers’ monthly allowance is frankly taking the piss.


#10002

Most specially-charged lines forward to a geographic number, and the advertisement-ridden saynoto0870.co.uk is dedicated to revealing them. I don’t know whether there’s an equivalent for Ireland.

Blue sky, about 4/8 cloud coverage. Good barbecuing wevver, if it holds.

yardarm

Also, we’ve got to 10,000 posts…


#10003

Not quite, but five from now.


#10004

And I have opened a new cellar in case.


#10005

What gets to me on items like this is that it’s not accidental or an oversight. If it was then it’d be rectified.

No. These things happen after discussion and thought. I can imagine the scene when it was proposed and agreed and oh, how they will have laughed.


#10006

So shall we open the last cases in the old cellar?

(9998 - I wonder who the last visitor will be?)


#10007

There are ways of making sure.


#10008

Like this.