Not exactly the most enticing of offers…
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Obviously it’s meant to be “weed”, i.e. please get stoned before you meet me.
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I thought it might have been a translation error. I might have been tempted by “on the piss”…
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Apparently that sort of thing is terribly important to giraffes.
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Oh the glories of the internet. Giraffe urine tasting is a Thing (so is Muscadet, mind you)
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Be aware, she was probably going to finish that with “kend”.
“On the weekend” is an abomination in the sight of the Lord, and she is clearly one of Hell’s Minions.
Just thought I would mention.
(I will grant some constructions: on the weekend in question I was in Milan, on the weekend you’re planning to have this party I shall be washing my hair. But I do not feel friendly towards a sloppy mis-speaking of “at the weekend”.)
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Surely not; far too clichéd (clichéed?).
Perhaps she was planning a hard night on the weedkiller.
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If you thought that one was bad…
Good morning!!!
I apologize the unexpected letter , but I am send you a letter for the hoping to acquaintance!!!
If so, I’ll be happy to initiate our communication!
I’m Helen.
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Run, joe, run!!!
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"I am a top official of the Bridge Farm Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our enterprise with funds which are presently trapped in Borchester. By virtue of my position as a member of the panel, I cannot acquire these funds in my name… "
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< snorkity > < further snorkity >
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**Impotence come on the heels? Don’t hecitate! Cialis Daily
Not sure which is worse, the spelling or the grasp of anatomy…
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I’m impressed by a few I’ve seen recently while cleaning out the filter, along the lines of
Become a member of the Great Illuminati and posses riches, connections and fame. all the power you ever wanted, don’t miss this opportunity grab it because there may not be another chance.
All they have is an email contact. They never say why they are opening this up to random people. (Gosh, maybe I’m the only person to get this email! Yeahright.) I particularly like the bit where they carefully specify “No human life sacrifice needed”.
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Snot fair. I haven’t been asked to join. My spam is very dull by comparison. People trying to sell me cross stitch kits of unparalleled hideousness, for example.
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I have a feeling that hecitation might have something to do with crossroads, entrance-ways, light, magic, witchcraft, knowledge of herbs and poisonous plants, ghosts, necromancy or sorcery, or possibly with all of them.
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Wouldn’t that be hecatation?
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This is grossly unfair. I too appear to have been shunned by the illuminati. My spam is mostly about those quick bathroom renovations where they shove something on top of the existing fixtures and hope for the best. I have no idea what that says about me.
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Coo er, maybe I am the only one who got the offer.
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Let’s hope they don’t hear you’ve told us! Still, once you’re in, maybe you could sponsor us.
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I’m not running, walking or cycling anywhere, Janie.
I’d consider a sponsored Gin Marathon, though.
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