Spitting larmars? Bring it on…


Ar, give that bloody SmellWommun a gurt flob, straight into her beady little eye! …has my vote!

Oooooh! RoofDiving from the roof-tops of LowerPoxley! …sounds like a great idea!


Ah, many of them would be the better for that, but we run up against the problem of insufficient llamas, dere.


Wolfgang Woz Nobbled.


You could always try training a few of the flying pigs that swarm over Ambridge