That missing ferret

Where do we think it is? Anyone care to run a sweepstake? The only suggestion I have so far is “up Oliver’s trousers” from Gus, which seems all too probable and how long would it take for him to notice? This story could run and run.

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Wrapped in an oily rag in George’s toolbox until he can plant the corpse somewhere incriminating?

Incriminating for someone other than George, that is.

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Mourning at Joe’s grave.

Like Greyfriars Bobby, only with more digging when nobody’s looking.

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in the dairy helping with pest control

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Or pissing on the cheese, which would probably be an improvement.

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It’s been hired as Head of Food at Grey Gables.

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Elevated ‘ferretin’ levels are seldom a good sign.

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Snorkity Snork!

Carinthia. xx

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