In Breaking News, The Duchess of Somewhere has burst, according to sources.
“I was never trained for this,” the man who cleans the billiard room vouchsafed to reporters. "It’s minimum wage and bring yer own chalk. It’s not right I should be picking pockets. Picking stuff out of pockets. Fair gives me the boak and as for yer chances of a decent screw shot off tha…< muffled protests, sounds of scuffle, beeeep > ".
The Man Who Used To Clean The Billiard Room now has a gagging order/spiffy new job but either way is far too busy and important to talk to us any more. Meanwhile, hideous Waleses are issuing from a remote rural location.
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He cannot black the boots at the Savoy; the position is already occupied.
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