The electric equipment


#1

under the Village Hall stage was all inundated in Ye Grete Fludde.

Everything under there was thrown out in 2015, so I don’t know where all this left-over panto stuff may have come from.


#2

Apparently they’re doing the Magical Kingdom of Fungus ‘n’ Mould…


#3

What a shame there aren’t any big old houses in the area. They generally have attics stuffed with antique furniture.


#4

Quite. Sigh.
Bad writing is one thing. Stupid plotting is another. But when both come together you get - [ left blank for submissions ]

(my submission, when the descriptives and intensifiers and just plain filth have been pared away, is ‘irritated’)


#5

The Archers


#6

I was also confused what Russ was looking for, old dusty furniture and lamps are, surely, in the attic already - panto lights and panto horses not required for spooky stories!


#7

‘Because plot’, dere. You aren’t still expecting it to make sense, are you?


#8

A thorough kicking?




PS
Just had a thought [Well, out with it before it dies of loneliness - Ed]

A suitably “atmospheric” set design, heavy on the oil lamps and candles, could finally bring about the prophesied burning down of LoLo. (SOCO probably has Stimpleton programmed hypnotically…)


#9

oh dear that would be dreadful.

Assuming all the family to be awake and able to flee, that is