…which reminds me, what on earth happened to BaconBoy’s Footy-playing Porkers? They seem to have vanished without trace! 
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Weren’t they eaten?
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…certainly not by this vegetarian (…of 50+ years standing) 
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Ah, must have lost a match then. Tradition! (In this case Mesoamerican tradition, but you can’t have everything.)
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I thought the mesoamerican tradition had morphed a bit and the worst a losing team can expect is for their home villages/quarters to have been razed to the ground by the time they return.
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Truly, we live in degenerate times.
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Well I look forward to seeing the racing pigs again at Christmas
By then they will be ham bacon and sausages and black and white puddens
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Still catching up (gawds know why)
“You tried Neil again?”
“Yeah, but it really ought to be Basil”
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Since Basil is Neil’s property, surely it is Neil’s business to replace him if he isn’t functioning as he should?
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