Any ideas to ensure Rex has enough pigs to make Tom’s sausages?
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Hannah to parade in front of whatever the creature’s name is (Basil? or am I going mad?) in stockings, suspenders, and a sow mask? Although that last might be supererogatory
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Errrr
Hannah might be the wrong species to entice the flaccid porker
Only might - there is no certainty about this idea…
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Summerisle Agricultural Consultancy?
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Might I observe that your thread title is homophonic in the extreme. I thought you meant Adam. Or Ian.
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I thought it an apt description of the reluctant beast
(If the reader thinks of the newest parents in the village that is their own mucky homophobic minds at work!)
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HomophoNic, dere, not -Bic.
And only one of the two is a parent or ever will be
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Aaaaw give me some leeway for being blind darling one…
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Hence the ridiculously large letters in me clarification, dahlink.
I’m not homophobic, me, but Adam and Ian give buggery a bad name, imo.
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Well on That we agree m’dear!
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I try very hard not to.
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Or at least save it until you’ve eaten something bad and want to get rid of it.
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Maybe that’s what they’re for? The prod team put them in as a safety measure because they’re under the impression the listeners will swallow anything.
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I’m somewhat confuserated by the singularity of the title; I thought that Moody&Broody were the only gay bores in the village? …er, thassorl…
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…when I was growing up back in the 1950s in Deb’n, Glorious Deb’n, there was an urban legend (…or plain old volk-lore) that watching two porkers getting it on and copulating was an incredible turn-on (…apparently 
), so as I was listening to tonight’s episode, the thought crossed my mind that perhaps if PoopSquit & Vex were to perform in front of Basil (…I couldn’t help but think Basil Fawlty) 
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Just - ewwwww.
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Aaaah us country types need to get our fun somewhere and watching pigs counts as such
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urrrk. Disappointed in you, Twellsy
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I am reminded of when McDonald’s opened a branch just outside Royston. “At last,” said the local parents, “somewhere to take the kids”. Er. Right…
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Dahlink Gus
Watching pigs race is the highlight of our local festival
Little piggies in racing silks galloping round a course laid out on the local GAA field
Anyone who plays GAA football or hurling can cope with pig output on the pitch
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