The Idiocy File

I am in my sixth decade and at a rough estimate must have made at least 15,000 sandwiches.

So why in the name of the wee man, did I just

  1. spread two slices of bread sparingly with mayonnaise
  2. arrange carefully sliced tomato on one of the two
  3. strew grated cheese generously onto the other
  4. only realise the flaw in this method when in mid-tomavalanche?

WHY???

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Temporary brain shutdown brought on by trying to make sense of TA. Fear not, it’s simply a natural defence mechanism; it usually only kicks in while actually listening, but the current level of utter tosh has obviously overloaded the system. The fact that you were able to identify the problem is a healthy sign.

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Thank you for those reassuring words, joe.

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You may indeed be a mystery unto yourself, Gus. I am heartened by the impression that you have a better method in mind. Now.
Soo xx

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