"They've both got all of Peppa's best bits"

The Archers
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I’m no expert, but isn’t that likely to be a bit of a problem for the ram?

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Snork, Joe !

I have just listened, & thought the same thing…

Carinthia.xx

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Didn’t I hear Mogadon Man say he was ‘sawing the lambs’? A bit premature, I thought. Plus one would only need a decent pair of poultry shears and a good heavy knife.

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Whoops! I’ve just checked back; Peppa’s a ram. In that case, a problem for the ewe, who absolutely should not have “all his best bits”!

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Ha!
Ed did elaborate. They have fat arses. Sorry, ‘meaty rumps’ were his actual words, I think.
I expect they will encounter some sheeply misfortune soon enough.

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  • Foot rot: evens
  • Other rot: 3:2
  • Shot by accident: 2-1
  • Shot deliberately: 3-1
  • Joined an anarchosyndicalist collective and killed in a clash with the police: 100-1
  • Met the vicar when he was feeling hungry at any time: 2-1
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It’s all rot, these days

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But what about the sheep?

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