Total TV Guide - September 5th-11th 2026

The Archers
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The collapse of a marriage is always sad and complicated, as Harrison and Fallon continue to learn this week. Newly ensconced at The Bull, Harrison finds himself in a position he’d rather not be in - and must tell her something she’d rather not hear.
Meanwhile, all is not well chez the Snells, when a B&B guest cancels their booking. Khalil drops by, but will a well-intentioned gesture make him an unwelcome visitor?
Alan also attempts an intervention to ease the tension between Carol and Anna, while Lily’s recent difficulties are exacerbated when Martyn ‘full name’ Gibson throws his weight around at the Flower and Produce Show.

Thanks to dondy of Peet’s Mustardland

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“I’ve never actually been a policeman. They wouldn’t even take me in the PCSOs. It’s all been a fake.”
“Oh, I’ve known that ever since you fouled up arresting me. I was just wondering when you’d admit it.”

“What would Jesus do?”
“Smash the moneylenders’ benches!”

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