When given the chance, she will always agree with her children and do her husband down.
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At least though, as with bullying, obsessed Tom, itâs the person we always used to know.
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Poor bloody Tony. Such charming children, as well as such a supportive wife.
Helen was on the scent of a pound (well, a million of them, to be fair) like a Border Terrorist on a rat.
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Sixty-odd people on her doorstep may end up being quite a shock to her system, especially if (not being privy to her backstory, nor indeed caring about it) they trample all over her fragile feelings and tell her a few home truths when she tries to patronise them.
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No mention of paying her Court costsâŚ
The greed, & arrogance is breathtaking
Carinthia.xx
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She and Tom have that scheme for turning the pack-house (used for packing the veg boxes, last I heard) into some sort of trendy School of Cheese, or some such. Possibly with pickling instructions.
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I feel I could draft some.
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I expect you could! My expertise in that area starts and ends with âadd vinegar and leave for some time to consider its sinsâ.
(Actually I make what I have been told is a very fine chilli sauce that was meant to be chilli chutney, and is completely wasted on me because I canât eat the things.)
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Ah, well that is almost there: you omitted to mention the all-important âremove bands of skin with a peeler or sharp knife to give a striped effectâ that should precede it, though.
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Pickling Spice ?
Carinthia.xx
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Iâm a veggie, dere and wasnât planning on eating them. Itâs the process, not the product, that is the point here 
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