Yeah well. But ain’t it more the divergence of the twain? I don’t see a lot of ‘closely approaching’ between response and reality occurring.
And I increasingly do not care. The ineffective ‘cure’ is a great deal worse than the complaint. imo.
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Fair point
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Proffers Booze
It’s the only thing I can think of…
Carinthia.xx
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Booze is seldom a bad idea, Darling.
Bottoms up!
I broke the law tonight. Went into a house and (horrors!) hugged the occupant. But I was masked, if that helps at all.
Gxxx
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You must both have needed it, Dahlink, & yes, the mask does help. 
It has been a God awful week for reasons entirely out of our control.
I’ll send you a Hug too
Carinthia.xx
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Aye, well. Bottoms up! And also Death to the [Capitalised nationality of choice, as it might for example be, The Andorrans]!
Oh come on, we all know I mean The French
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I am, normally (hollow larf), an Hugger. I haven’t as much as shaken hands with anyone since February, & neither has anyone crossed the doorstep.
I am waiting to hear what the arrangements for Christmas Day prolly won’t be…*
*We have celebrated Christmas months later , when neccessary
We can do it all
It’s just Feckin’ hard…
Carinthia.xx
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Let’s put it this way: I feel considerably less public-spirited than yow, Darling… but on the whole one adheres, in a despicably compliant fashion.
Gxx
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In my case, the person I am protecting is me. This makes me fractionally more likely to be bothered.
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I am protecting ME too Fishy
The frisson of terror in the A&E with the bewildered wandering and coming too bluddy close sans masks added to the lack of sleep in no small amount
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Wot you need is the Sparrer’s Bruvver Enterprises Portable Thorn Hedge.
Also available in Fire.
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Twellies as Brünnhilde!
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It’s all right here in the ward
We are all tested twice before we are got our bed
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I have the figure to pull off the armoured bra!
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A sentence that definitely needs to be read in context
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Joe you are a very naughty boy
I love you for that
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All part of the service 
Meanwhile, I’m trying to shake an earworm of “Hojotoho!” in a Norn Iron accent…
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But that is a rare and exotic earworm, one to be cherished and nurtured and even bred from…
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Would you like to have the ear worm extra loud?
I could get yon Bull to record it and send it to you with extra decibels
At least I sing in tune
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Think about it as a ringtone
Totally unique
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