Was tonight's script…

…copied from a Bamforth postcard?

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I think it was a little too long; several postcards?

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Don’t you start!

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Ahhh, so that is where Tracy Horrobin’s character was based?!

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Stunningly poor.

In what fevered SW imagination would someone, even someone as brash as Tracy, turn up, unannounced, casually announcing that she fancies a nose around and has brought the kids too.

Lunacy. A long, long way from funny. Even on the Grundy-Scale of humour it barely gets half a Shakespeare. The only possible saving grace would be if it’s Brian getting people to turn-up & be brazen in a hope that Jenny will change her mind.

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Now that sounds possible…

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…ergo, unlikely to occur to the SWs.

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Now now, the events in the scripts are usually possible. They rarely involve e.g. gravity suddenly stopping working. Plausible, now that’s another matter.

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Rarely, but not never

OK - to be strictly accurate, it didn’t stop, just reversed direction.

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It may have stopped between one direction and the other, but that happened off-air.

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Yes, there’d be a null point.

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Unless it’s in multiple dimensions of course.

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Unlikely, when they can barely achieve two.

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I see we’re back to Carry On Ambridge

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With luck Helen will get in a massive strip with both Emmur and Lee and there will be no more kawate.

Massive strop. Little point in watching Helen strip, I imagine.

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Helen with a strop is scary

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