Watching the stars?

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Or was she inspecting the bottom of a bottle?

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She wasn’t being entirely truthful.

And as for “what does it [the ‘bleeding’] mean?” - what do you bleedin’ think it means, you dozy mare?

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Chris: “Where are you bleeding from, dear?”
Alice: “I’m from bleeding Ambridge.”

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Does he never see horses throwing foals?

And extrapolate from that what bleeding during pregnancy is NOT good?

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But ladies aren’t horses. Ladies are delicate ethereal creatures who

(sound of last night’s celebration returning)

'scuse me, bijou worldview adjustment in progress.

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Better late than never, Dere

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I believe dear Oscar had something to say on the matter…

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