After several years of not making any arrest apart from one which was set up for you by a grass, you arrest a woman of 86 for throwing a flapjack.
I do hope that the rest of the lads at the station are nice normal blokes who take the piss out of you unmercifully for many months and years to come…
I do hope you aren’t suggesting that she shouldn’t have been arrested. And I hope Wossername Duckfoot brings a civil action. Whether that is feasible or not once the miscreant has accepted a caution.
But yes, one can see why he isn’t Bums of the Yard, can’t one?
She could sue, in a private prosecution. Go one Dux’, go for it.