What was YungPoppee whispering in PepperPig's Ear?


“Mint-sauce, mint-sauce, mint-sauce!” ???

…any other suggestions?


“You are going to get soooo bored with shagging”


That would be silly, since she knows he is not being sold for slaughter. Which is also why the “joke” made by the man who was picking him up would have raised a haughty sneer not a panicking attack of the vapours.