…you are a graceless git. Even if you are right.
He’s got to be a graceless git, joe, because his thick, criminal perpetual loser of a brother and grubby, grabby slut of an ex-wife are Ambridge’s Most Deserving Young Couple and therefore have to be made to look good by comparison. There’s little chance, after all, of them looking good on their own merits.
But let’s be honest. All three could have been drowned in Ye Great Fludde of Ambridge and nobody would have missed them.
“Hey, David, did you notice? That constant whining noise seems to have stopped.”