Iâm going with âelseâ, tbh. Nothing lifts my heart quite like one of the occasional stories where toddler shoots mommy with the gun from mommyâs purse.
Iâm not sure the average American Mom knows that much about firearms.
- If you doubt this, Google Pilsbury Doughboy Attempted Murder
What could possibly go wrong?
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/01/us/kentucky-accidential-shooting/index.html
But how inspiring and heartwarming are her grandmotherâs words:
âIt was Godâs will. It was her time to go, I guessâ
By that logic, shouldnât the nutters who carry out the likes of the Vegas, Hungerford and Oslo massacres be honoured rather than condemned, as they too must have been carrying out âGodâs willâ?
Bwahahahaha. I enjoy sibling-on-sibling shootings too.
Being a weak and feeble woman I long to go to the US where not only could I get my hands on a gun legally but it would be light and - best of all - pink. Possibly with swirls.
Good grief.
I started shooting when I was fourteen. Just sayinâ innit?
Is this a record for reviving a thread? Felt it was worth it to add this little update:
So you have to be 18 to look at their website, but can own one of their rifles at four?
Actually, it turns out thatâs not true. A bit more digging found this map, published by the Washington Post in 2014:
Says it all, doesnât it?
Sigh
Carinthia. xx
Donât worry, things are moving in the right direction. Apparently theyâve discontinued the telescopic sightâŚ