The former, I’m afraid.
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They could at least have used a picture of a jasmine flower!
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Um, yes, thanks for that!
Oh dear, I have a feeling that Martha will eventually be shown to have some disabilities due to FASD - not full-blown FAS - and we will be told that all she needs is love. And that we must not Blame The Mother.
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Almost the worst possible outcome, but at least it gives Alice the excuse she doesn’t need to hit the bottle again.
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OK, looks as if the new deadline is 10 April – in practice, Monday 12 I suppose.
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Have they plunged it head -down in that sheepskin? We may all be worrying unnecessarily.
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Looks to me as though the only remaining options are
- die later than the third trimester [nobody]
- survive at least a month after birth but be acknowledged as damaged [grimmymum]
- be absolutely perfick [twellsy, the Bull]
Roll up roll up, anyone who hasn’t placed a bet. Just put your money in the sack. Why yes it does look a lot like a motorcycle pannier, isn’t that a coincidence? Here’s your betting slip. Keep it safe now!
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Well, while some of us may still have hopes for spontaneous combustion at the christening (or, more mundanely, heart failure) the spawn is alive a month after the birth. Twellsy and That Bull are the lucky winners!
Your winnings will be forwarded to you, just as soon as we can liquidate the Sparrer’s Bruvver Deadsafe Investments (Bermuda) Fund…
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I don’t think that “I’ll never drink again” seems very likely at present; and we don’t know Martha is perfect, because there may be all sorts of damage not yet diagnosed.
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Yes, but it’s a month after the birth and that’s what we know at this point. Have to resolve it some time.
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Ooo gracious me! I won something!
I would like to thank the scripties the BBC the Ambridge reporter the Mods the other members taking part the Bengals Gunpowder gin
I am so happy
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