Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Which reminds me:

Disgusting Jamaican debate

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Lugsury: dialect (or idiotlect, peculiar to Clarrie Grundy) word, possibly equivalent in meaning to ‘lend me your ears’.

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Pistachio Alcohol allergy

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Shouldn’t that be “they ears”?

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Embarkation: an odorous unguent which, applied to the chest and throat, is popularly supposed to keep seasickness at bay.

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Punctilious: reacted badly to the vaccine

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Cremation Process of froth formation in coffee
Mendacity Urban regeneration
Mendicant Irreparable
Verdant A glass of Anty Gin

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Ewww.

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Euww indeed dear Gus

One should not need a sieve for one’s gin

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Antigin is probably cunningly disguised tonic.

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I would just like to remind everyone that this wasn’t my idea:

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Mutating: to do so, one fits a muffle to the clapper of a bell

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Topiary: pruning while drunk (PUI); shear irresponsibility.

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Granule: a smallish mother of a parent
Water-retaining granule: better than the other sort. cf Tenacity

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Palisade: a lackey, flunkey, equerry, or hired liar.

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Cost-effective: a budget laxative.

look, it’s late and I’m not at me best

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Asphyxiation: pygephilia.

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Dogma bitch

Dogmatic Involuntary regurgitation by politicians of a list of irrelevant and/or spurious achievements when asked a question

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But when can you tell the politicians are dogmatic?

I have difficulty filtering the spurious from the open honest words of politicians

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Their lips are moving.

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