Divestment
1 shroud
2 Welsh traditional dress
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Gelid: very cold, like eels are.
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Justice: also very cold.
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Solenoid: a clump of lymphatic tissue in potato, tomato, etc plants, often adversely affecting their diction.
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Superintend To really, really mean to do something that you haven’t yet got around to and never will
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Not quite a dictionary entry, but this seems as good a repository as any for dreadful puns - don’t want them contaminating the spiffy new Cellar, after all.
What is Candlemass?
It’s when you buy 'em Imbolc.
sorry
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“sorry”
No you’re not…
Carinthia.xx
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I am a bit, honest.
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Never was a comma so significant…
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but could be.
Candlemas --It’s when you buy wax lights Imbolc.
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Alternatively…
Candlemas relative measure of quantity of tallow, beeswax etc. (see also: candlepower*)
*Not to be confused with lumen, the collective term for lavatory attendants
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Abundance: like a cake-walk, but yeasted.
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Kefir Irish term for a dyslexic reprobate
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Singlet: an unfledged lark, nightingale, thrush, blackbird or similar
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Lohengrin: what la vache qui rit does.
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Knitting: combing for knits.
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Prolapse: a really expert instance of falling short.
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Reply: in the manner of a travelling salesman
Cockade: sildenafil
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Solemnity: I get sunburnt and also cannot spell.
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Not mine; from ISIHAC’s Uxbridge English Dictionary.
Painting: Jamaican paracetamol
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