Authorship - a maritime convention for writers.
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Authority - a writer with gravitas.
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Orthorexia: feelings of inappetance and revulsion engendered by exposure to certain writersâŚ
No, I couldnât possibly specify
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Authoritarian - a writer who lays down the law.
Orthodoxy - a female writer specialising in porn.
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Authorise Omniscient narrative viewpoint
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Only straight porn, one assumes.
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One for Joe:
Bricklayer - a confused hen in considerable pain.
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NB date, joe.
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Also breed of henâŚ
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Halloumi To talk to oneself in an overbearingly cheerful manner
Prorogue One who makes a living by being a scoundrel
Joint decision Something that seemed like a good idea when you were stoned
Pick-up bar Anacrusis, honestly officerâŚ
Filibuster An excessively endowed stallion
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âŚand the name of the laying hen-farmer! 
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I should have included some of the first page; they didnât exactly go out of their way to hide what was going on:
The unusual-shaped eggs, laid at Ian Hatchettâs Flair Loop farm in Suffolk, have the potential to change the way eggs are packed and eaten.
RSPCA Assuredâs Flora Pilo said: âThese incredible hens are a winning combination all round - theyâre in fine shape and untroubled by the changes.â
Look out for RSPCA Assured-labelled square eggs rolling out from Saturday 1 April 2017.
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Magnificat: leopardâs self-image. (Also Oafâs.)
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navigate: entrance to a Stone Frigate.
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Lockdown = the canalâs knackered.
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Pendant Inhabitant of a formicarium
Dixie To encounter a flasher
Superscript Burial chamber for senior police officers
Teleology Alternative term for television studies
Precipice An urgent need for the toilet
Wagamama A footballerâs mother-in-law
Juniper A mohel
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Hirsute: a womanâs formal business apparel.
Trampoline: a medicated ointment to prevent the spread of gentlemen of the road in minor bites, cuts and abrasions.
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Apparatchik Psittacine hatchling
Celebrant Tirade by someone the tabloids inexplicably consider newsworthy
Clot Juvenile equine dyslexic
Eustachian Rail terminal for the better class of traveller
Inversion How an anecdote is told when pissed
Mogadishu The feline in question
Pompadour To enjoy pageantry
Troll Yorkshire bread
Turner Yorkshire breadwinner
Verdigris Unintentional operatic homicide
Vespasian An oriental wasp
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Investments: âItâs fine now - come in: Iâm decentâ; thus securities
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