See also: swan upping
Extricate: ‘I’ve just booked a double session at Spiritual Home’.
Following the Hong Kong votes yesterday I’m zfraid I must put …
Chinese Election … I leave you to make your own definition.
Hecatomb: where you put a dead witch.
Hurtigruten: the woeful plaint of a Japanese coeliac sufferer.
Incinerate to review a film
intention - to ignore your camping partner.
Loitering with intent
Avoiding the washing up…
Bohème (la): a female behemoth
Turandot A foul-mouthed chicken
Mucus To swear in cat
Ars nova a particularly spectacular fart
Merlot: them with tails and long hair etc, in the sea
…I thort that wuz “Mullet”
On which point, here’s the Chambers take:
…arrrrgghhh, well roit you be, zur! I must ‘av bin thinkin’ of the family Mugilidae
(…they be livin’ in that gurt pond, just off the by-pass!)
Metrosexual Given to dogging in small cars
Procession Up for a few pints
Pancetta All-purpose gundog
Puritan Lightly toasted Indian bread
Hypocrisy Being told what to do by people who think they’re cool
Carbuncle: Mamma’s big brother Guiseppe, who makes fantastic pasta. And pizza. And cakes.
Nappy rash The state of being incapable of making rational decisions in pursuit of parenthood
Happy Rash - the state of loving seeing obnoxious pseudo parents struggling to cope.