See also: swan upping
4 Likes
Extricate: ‘I’ve just booked a double session at Spiritual Home’.
6 Likes
Following the Hong Kong votes yesterday I’m zfraid I must put …
Chinese Election … I leave you to make your own definition.
5 Likes
Hecatomb: where you put a dead witch.
5 Likes
Hurtigruten: the woeful plaint of a Japanese coeliac sufferer.
4 Likes
Incinerate to review a film
3 Likes
intention - to ignore your camping partner.
6 Likes
Loitering with intent
Avoiding the washing up…
Carinthia.xx
5 Likes
Bohème (la): a female behemoth
5 Likes
Turandot A foul-mouthed chicken
Mucus To swear in cat
Ars nova a particularly spectacular fart
5 Likes
Merlot: them with tails and long hair etc, in the sea
5 Likes
…I thort that wuz “Mullet” 
3 Likes
On which point, here’s the Chambers take:
5 Likes
…arrrrgghhh, well roit you be, zur! I must ‘av bin thinkin’ of the family Mugilidae
(…they be livin’ in that gurt pond, just off the by-pass!)
4 Likes
Metrosexual Given to dogging in small cars
Procession Up for a few pints
Pancetta All-purpose gundog
Puritan Lightly toasted Indian bread
6 Likes
Hypocrisy Being told what to do by people who think they’re cool
5 Likes
Carbuncle: Mamma’s big brother Guiseppe, who makes fantastic pasta. And pizza. And cakes.
5 Likes
Nappy rash The state of being incapable of making rational decisions in pursuit of parenthood
5 Likes
Happy Rash - the state of loving seeing obnoxious pseudo parents struggling to cope.
7 Likes