Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary


#181

See also: swan upping


#182

Extricate: ‘I’ve just booked a double session at Spiritual Home’.


#183

Following the Hong Kong votes yesterday I’m zfraid I must put …

Chinese Election … I leave you to make your own definition.


#184

Hecatomb: where you put a dead witch.


#185

Hurtigruten: the woeful plaint of a Japanese coeliac sufferer.


#186

Incinerate to review a film


#187

intention - to ignore your camping partner.


#188

Loitering with intent

Avoiding the washing up…

Carinthia.xx


#189

Bohème (la): a female behemoth


#190

Turandot A foul-mouthed chicken
Mucus To swear in cat
Ars nova a particularly spectacular fart


#191

Sorry to rob, but at least I’m not claiming them as my own …


#192

Merlot: them with tails and long hair etc, in the sea


#193

…I thort that wuz “Mullet” :smirk:


#194

On which point, here’s the Chambers take:

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#195

…arrrrgghhh, well roit you be, zur! I must ‘av bin thinkin’ of the family Mugilidae
(…they be livin’ in that gurt pond, just off the by-pass!)


#196

Metrosexual Given to dogging in small cars
Procession Up for a few pints
Pancetta All-purpose gundog
Puritan Lightly toasted Indian bread


#197

Hypocrisy Being told what to do by people who think they’re cool


#198

Carbuncle: Mamma’s big brother Guiseppe, who makes fantastic pasta. And pizza. And cakes.


#199

Nappy rash The state of being incapable of making rational decisions in pursuit of parenthood


#200

Happy Rash - the state of loving seeing obnoxious pseudo parents struggling to cope.