Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

[Gus]

Sudoku: a bovine impersonator, esp. in Scotland

[joe]

Maastricht Disciplinarian mother
Rotterdam Very nasty mother

[Gus]

Amsterdam: “Your father was [probably] a hamster” too.

[joe]

Kilheffernan To slaughter a calf’s mother
Kilmacow An abattoir
Killinaspick Death by jelly

[Gus]

Harpic: tool for cleaning bits of canapé out of a harp

[joe]

Phallocracy Government by pricks

[Gus]

Spheroid: S’quite like a real fear, but made up

[Gus]

Shellac: what an ear is, particularly when listening to one’s collection of 78s

Scrimshaw: 'Appen th’art right, lad: that is one of young Atkinson’s

[joe]

Balloon an insane bear
Lavish like a toilet (as in “The bedrooms were lavish…”)

[Armrest]

Tirade - Smash & grab from Tie Tack

Regiment - Jack McVitie identifying the wrong Kray twin.

Pointless - A broken pencil

[joe]

Cross-dressing result of unscheduled ringing of doorbell

[joe]

abattoir material for restringing tennis racquets
concur a recidivist dog
customize bespoke narcotics
semaphore two
semantics misbehaviour by naval personnel
sycophant a malingering pachyderm

[Gus]

Fortify: to smite someone with middle age

[joe]

extrovert excessively green

[Armrest]

Pretend - To pay in advance

Prequel - Before, before pen & ink

Present - … oh, you get the picture.

[Armrest]

Co-operate - two surgeons
Correspond - two replies
Conker - a nose surgeon

[joe]

decagon TripAdvisor review posted from Titanic

[Gus]

Diadem: ‘They are a bit crap, really.’ Truth, dat.

[Gus]

Espuma: ‘No, ees just large domestic cat’.

Between the rewilding bollocks and Masterchef, I think I am losing the last vestiges of my mind.

[Gus]

Facsimile: what Zeus did.