Sudoku: a bovine impersonator, esp. in Scotland
Maastricht Disciplinarian mother
Rotterdam Very nasty mother
Amsterdam: “Your father was [probably] a hamster” too.
Kilheffernan To slaughter a calf’s mother
Kilmacow An abattoir
Killinaspick Death by jelly
Harpic: tool for cleaning bits of canapé out of a harp
Phallocracy Government by pricks
Spheroid: S’quite like a real fear, but made up
Shellac: what an ear is, particularly when listening to one’s collection of 78s
Scrimshaw: 'Appen th’art right, lad: that is one of young Atkinson’s
Balloon an insane bear
Lavish like a toilet (as in “The bedrooms were lavish…”)
Tirade - Smash & grab from Tie Tack
Regiment - Jack McVitie identifying the wrong Kray twin.
Pointless - A broken pencil
Cross-dressing result of unscheduled ringing of doorbell
abattoir material for restringing tennis racquets
concur a recidivist dog
customize bespoke narcotics
semantics misbehaviour by naval personnel
sycophant a malingering pachyderm
Fortify: to smite someone with middle age
extrovert excessively green
Pretend - To pay in advance
Prequel - Before, before pen & ink
Present - … oh, you get the picture.
Co-operate - two surgeons
Correspond - two replies
Conker - a nose surgeon
decagon TripAdvisor review posted from Titanic
Diadem: ‘They are a bit crap, really.’ Truth, dat.
Espuma: ‘No, ees just large domestic cat’.
Between the rewilding bollocks and Masterchef, I think I am losing the last vestiges of my mind.