Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary


Luigi French term for a Clydesider
Pentacle Scrotal tattoo
Buttocks Treatment for gluteal wrinkles


Love it


Shag pile Stately brothel


Platitude duck-billed cliché that thinks it’s important


Molested: an area of land, as it might be one’s lawn, under ‘cultivation’ by a particular mole and his immediate family


Divot = dim, but warm


Career = the dopler effect


Not mine, but

Red Shift a woman in a scarlet chemise running through doppled sunlight