'Literal Violence ': seal clubbing, etc.
Dapper: a shoehorn for plimsolls
Singular: just the one lonely little household god.
horse-drawn About as good as Leonard-drawn
Prestwich: the aftermath of an incident involving one of the heavier grimoires
Relativism: a wholly understandable set of prejudices, none illegal at the time of going to press
Moral Relativism: a more specific aversion to the born-again (once would have been too often, let’s face it) branch of one’s family
En dehors (Fr) adj 1 of equestrianism
2 of activities undertaken in a brothel
En retard (Fr) adj: Go on, I dares you!
Isn’t that Hank’s name?
only when it is weary
Or awaiting feathering
Adlestrop: 1 peevishness and snit deployed to mask vagueness, confusion or incompetence
2 that blackbird is getting on my nerves
Love philtre: a defective prophylactic
a machine for determining the nature of someone’s affections on a scale of one to ten.
Conurbation: an activity which the later Helen/Rob The Archers scripts, Handsome Brute, etc are no doubt aids to.
Something to do with an election?
There are Wards for your sort, I believe.
That damned speech impediment again.
Wyandotte: punctuation puzzles poutry
Cock-up n The moment immediately before cock-crow