Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

'Literal Violence ': seal clubbing, etc.

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Dapper: a shoehorn for plimsolls

Singular: just the one lonely little household god.

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horse-drawn About as good as Leonard-drawn

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Prestwich: the aftermath of an incident involving one of the heavier grimoires

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Relativism: a wholly understandable set of prejudices, none illegal at the time of going to press

Moral Relativism: a more specific aversion to the born-again (once would have been too often, let’s face it) branch of one’s family

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En dehors (Fr) adj 1 of equestrianism
2 of activities undertaken in a brothel

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En retard (Fr) adj: Go on, I dares you!

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Isn’t that Hank’s name?

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only when it is weary

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Or awaiting feathering

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Adlestrop: 1 peevishness and snit deployed to mask vagueness, confusion or incompetence
2 that blackbird is getting on my nerves

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Love philtre: a defective prophylactic

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a machine for determining the nature of someone’s affections on a scale of one to ten.

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Conurbation: an activity which the later Helen/Rob The Archers scripts, Handsome Brute, etc are no doubt aids to.

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Something to do with an election?

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There are Wards for your sort, I believe.

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That damned speech impediment again.

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Wyandotte: punctuation puzzles poutry

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Cock-up n The moment immediately before cock-crow

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