Autoclave a self-tapping stick
Plangent: project manager or draughtsman
Spicule: Christmas in Mexico, Cental America etc
Profess a female prof
1 Deterioration of road surface
2 Demotion in the navy
3 Late announcement of exam result
Vagrant: tirade expressing unfocused discontent
Bifocal to window-shop
Heretofore to listen to a march
Philippic a photograph of a mare
Philistine to pour a beer in Germany
All that and Philip means a lover of horses! Yay!
Heterophony a beard
Passeltongue: seasonal affliction characterised by the lingering taste of sellotape
Yule log Consequence of seasonal overindulgence
Diktat Male equivalent of vajazzling
Foreskin Uncles, aunts, etc.
Deliveroo a hen with gender issues
Camelid: device for keeping even-toed humped ungulates fresh, or down.
1: an attribute third parties ascribe to genetic inheritance or, more rarely, the influence of upbringing
2: ‘Pardon me, but you appear to be obstructing the foremost extremity of my projectile’
- (Scots) S~ Jimmy: is this where the fights are happening?