Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Autoclave a self-tapping stick

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Plangent: project manager or draughtsman
Spicule: Christmas in Mexico, Cental America etc

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Profess a female prof

Tardigrade

1 Deterioration of road surface
2 Demotion in the navy
3 Late announcement of exam result

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Vagrant: tirade expressing unfocused discontent

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Bifocal to window-shop
Heretofore to listen to a march
Philippic a photograph of a mare
Philistine to pour a beer in Germany

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All that and Philip means a lover of horses! Yay!

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Heterophone Tinder
Heterophony a beard
Homophone Grindr

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Analytics twerking

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Passeltongue: seasonal affliction characterised by the lingering taste of sellotape

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Yule log Consequence of seasonal overindulgence
Diktat Male equivalent of vajazzling

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Foreskin Uncles, aunts, etc.

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Deliveroo a hen with gender issues

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Camelid: device for keeping even-toed humped ungulates fresh, or down.

Sinew:
1: an attribute third parties ascribe to genetic inheritance or, more rarely, the influence of upbringing

2: ‘Pardon me, but you appear to be obstructing the foremost extremity of my projectile’

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  1. (Scots) S~ Jimmy: is this where the fights are happening?
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Clarification degenerative disease affecting the speech centres of the brain, causing the sufferer to develop a faux yokel accent and forget how to speak their native tongue.

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Radish: slightly ‘out there’, but insufficient to frighten the iguanas

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Catastrophe - A champion cat.

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Aeroplane - A bubble filled chocolate bar that’s not mint or orange flavoured.

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Skydiver A lazy Welsh dyslexic

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Lambasted Offspring of unmarried sheep

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