Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Nah, Armers.

Conclude: a marine mollusc of depraved and obscene habits

3 Likes

2 - Teamwork involving more than two but less than four individuals

3 Likes

Oh - I thought it was a nose shaped like a—well, not a nose, shall we say

3 Likes

Scurvy: a knaval term, indicating ‘it’s got a bend in it’.

4 Likes

Impose - a male model

3 Likes

Disaster - a particular daisy-like flower

3 Likes

Catastrophe - a show-off moggy

4 Likes

Again, Armers, nah.
Catastrophe: award in a karate competition

2 Likes

Castrate Measure of fly-fisher’s speed
Lambent A gay sheep
Partake Localised pain
Pasteurise To ordain to the priesthood
Pastoral Succeeded in viva voce exam
Substantial Not up to the Bonzos’ usual standard
Tarnish Like a small lake

4 Likes

That one deserves its own flock of :heart::heart::heart::heart:s

4 Likes

Spinach: vertigo

4 Likes

Bargain - Beer Belly

4 Likes

Whisky - like something you’ve whisked

3 Likes

Sec - a second
Double Sec - two seconds
Triple Sec - three seconds

Or
Sec - What the Queen has her Champagne delivered in.

3 Likes

Duvet - a French animal doctor

4 Likes

Nomad - sane

4 Likes

Divine - to collect the grape harvest

Divination - a country full of half-wits

Contraband - a pop group in Nicaragua.

4 Likes

Granite: ‘She makes me one every bleedin’ Christmas, often with a Humorous Reindeer motif. On the bright side, they never fit’

4 Likes

Whisker Even more like something you’ve whisked

3 Likes

Persiflage: young Master Percy is nearly four

Perceptive: Good grief no, we don’t want another one.

3 Likes