Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Ungulate An unpunctual executioner
Tawny Owl Exclamation following damage to anterior or posterior cruciate ligament
Hipster Panurus biarmicus

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Oh, very good. But… who’s the smartarse now, joe dere?

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Maeterlinck: the umbilical cord; attachment to apron strings (fig.)

Badinage: of traits that should have been beaten out of an individual in his formative years

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And who the Pelléas…

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Brasserie: the casual wit, banter and anecdote exchanged by artists of the valve and slide. sometimes collected and published in slim volumes by sneaking eavesdroppers (usu. violists)

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And never by drummers, what with being stone deaf and everything.

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Or to continue with the French theme, the batterie.

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Tumultuous = To eat a lot.

Tremendous = Who repairs & restores woodland ?

Catastrophe = Prize-winning moggy.

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Microphone = A very, very small telephone

Loudspeaker = the man at #27

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Erudite: epoxy adhesive for fixing knowledge to the brain

Araldite: distance above sea level in 'Arold 'Ill (Hessex)

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Impend (1) Posterior of e.g. a gnome; (2) to commit bratocide

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Commodious: honking of piss

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Einstein … just the one beer frauline, bitte.

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Multitude: has fallen prey to moths or, as it might be, termites.

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Truculent - to let someone borrow your HGV

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Tremendous - what arborculturists achieve

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Portcullis: Cumberland Sauce

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Portmanteau - a tug

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Divination - France

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Conclude - a jailbird with an idea

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