you missed out ‘Office’ there, joe dere
Obscurantism Niche entomology
Epoxy Resin: substandard amber. In Yorkshire.
Bruschetta Miss James is rather surly
Fusion Cuisine Bastard offspring of Mother Of Invention (aka Why the feck didn’t you tell me you’d used the last of the [insert essential ingredient])
One of those evenings in the kitchen, joe? Mother of Invention - well, Call Any Vegetable whatever you needed it to be and it will respond to you. Albeit not necessarily co-operatively.
Exact: why I divorced him/her
Bottle Bank Spooner’s revenge shag
Ah, Joe: do you bank with the Nat West?
Pastis: Cornish delicacis which do not taste of aniseed or take kindly to dilution
Furbelow: ‘I am allergic to wax’
I said I was sorry
It was a combination ovva Snork anna Wince, TBH
Tanager: a sunbed.
Lorgnette: a vanishing and fugitive word, fleeing from sentences such as:
‘Dear, have you mowed the ____?’
'Has yon bastart butcher sent the ____ , Aggie hen?
Amble = the way to walk past a pub in t’Archers