Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary


#41

you missed out ‘Office’ there, joe dere


#42

Obscurantism Niche entomology


#43

Epoxy Resin: substandard amber. In Yorkshire.


#44

Bruschetta Miss James is rather surly


#45

Fusion Cuisine Bastard offspring of Mother Of Invention (aka Why the feck didn’t you tell me you’d used the last of the [insert essential ingredient])


#46

One of those evenings in the kitchen, joe? Mother of Invention - well, Call Any Vegetable whatever you needed it to be and it will respond to you. Albeit not necessarily co-operatively.


#47

Exact: why I divorced him/her


#48

Bottle Bank Spooner’s revenge shag


#49

Ah, Joe: do you bank with the Nat West?


#50

Pastis: Cornish delicacis which do not taste of aniseed or take kindly to dilution


#51

Furbelow: ‘I am allergic to wax’

(sorry)


#52

Winces Loudly…

Carinthia.xx


#53

I said I was sorry

G xx


#54

Well

It was a combination ovva Snork anna Wince, TBH

Carinthia.xx


#55

Tanager: a sunbed.


#56

Lorgnette: a vanishing and fugitive word, fleeing from sentences such as:
‘Dear, have you mowed the ____?’
'Has yon bastart butcher sent the ____ , Aggie hen?


#57

Amble = the way to walk past a pub in t’Archers


#58

Nightjar The yardarm was hours ago


#59

Verdigris: a bung to the management to avert yet another bluddy Ballo in Maschera


#60

Urgent: the very pattern of male courtesy