you missed out ‘Office’ there, joe dere
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Obscurantism Niche entomology
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Epoxy Resin: substandard amber. In Yorkshire.
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Bruschetta Miss James is rather surly
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Fusion Cuisine Bastard offspring of Mother Of Invention (aka Why the feck didn’t you tell me you’d used the last of the [insert essential ingredient])
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One of those evenings in the kitchen, joe? Mother of Invention - well, Call Any Vegetable whatever you needed it to be and it will respond to you. Albeit not necessarily co-operatively.
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Exact: why I divorced him/her
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Bottle Bank Spooner’s revenge shag
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Ah, Joe: do you bank with the Nat West?
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Pastis: Cornish delicacis which do not taste of aniseed or take kindly to dilution
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Furbelow: ‘I am allergic to wax’
(sorry)
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Winces Loudly…
Carinthia.xx
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I said I was sorry
G xx
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Well
It was a combination ovva Snork anna Wince, TBH
Carinthia.xx
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Tanager: a sunbed.
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Lorgnette: a vanishing and fugitive word, fleeing from sentences such as:
‘Dear, have you mowed the ____?’
'Has yon bastart butcher sent the ____ , Aggie hen?
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Amble = the way to walk past a pub in t’Archers
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Nightjar The yardarm was hours ago
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Verdigris: a bung to the management to avert yet another bluddy Ballo in Maschera
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Urgent: the very pattern of male courtesy
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