Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Sepsis: e.g., Mia in relation to George

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Not to be confused with:

Stepson: A second-hand cowboy hat

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I read that to Mr Janie (a fan of yours) and he called it ‘Gus noire’ and laughed like anything.

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Please keep the sner your side of the Irish sea folks

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Too late, alas…

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Depiction: the first Highland Clearances

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Will : - Constantly referring to death.

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antechamber: strongly in favour of orchestral music

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Libellous: reminiscent of a dragonfly

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Smartarse!

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Leave my arse out of this, joe. It is relatively blameless; it’s the mind that causes all the trouble.

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Why am I suddenly thinking of Oh! Calcutta!?

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Cabaret: a taxi-rank.

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Dancing = my nephew in the shower

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Purple = How much beer your get from the keg

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History = Not HER tree

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Pumpkin = your flatulant family

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Troll= A Yorkshire sandwich
Treck= A sunken ship off Whitby
Trip = A torn frock (in Yorkshire)
Truck = a bit of fisticuffs in … OK, I’ll stop now.

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Trump Arse in…

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