Sepsis: e.g., Mia in relation to George
Not to be confused with:
Stepson: A second-hand cowboy hat
I read that to Mr Janie (a fan of yours) and he called it ‘Gus noire’ and laughed like anything.
Please keep the sner your side of the Irish sea folks
Too late, alas…
Depiction: the first Highland Clearances
Will : - Constantly referring to death.
antechamber: strongly in favour of orchestral music
Libellous: reminiscent of a dragonfly
Leave my arse out of this, joe. It is relatively blameless; it’s the mind that causes all the trouble.
Why am I suddenly thinking of Oh! Calcutta!?
Cabaret: a taxi-rank.
Dancing = my nephew in the shower
Purple = How much beer your get from the keg
History = Not HER tree
Pumpkin = your flatulant family
Troll= A Yorkshire sandwich
Treck= A sunken ship off Whitby
Trip = A torn frock (in Yorkshire)
Truck = a bit of fisticuffs in … OK, I’ll stop now.
Trump Arse in…