Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Rumination: a country with low population density, e.g. Namibia, Mongolia, etc.

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Shepherd’s Delight: a gelatinous sweetmeat redolent of mutton-fat.

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The green ones are mint, of course.

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Are you sure? They look to me like they’ve been sitting there for some time…

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Untouched by human hand. Tseep.

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Nebulous: over-inquisitive.

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I’ve been thinking. If one regularly drinks until paralytic, why isn’t it botulism rather than alcoholism? I mean, Botox…

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Cosplay dressing up as a lettuce
Siskin female relatives
Dogma a bitch

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Panache: nostalgia for a proper fry-up, i.e. one involving fried bread.

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and no baked beans, which are the wrong texture even if they didn’t turn my stomach.

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Nomad: the straitjacket is merely a fashion statement.

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Seersucker: one of the Caprimulgiformes, reputed to suckle weather forecasters and psephologists.

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Relatives of film flam men and snake :snake: oil peddlers perhaps?

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Tiddles: (Brit.Eng) sounds like nominative determinism for a linguistically gifted but incontinent cat. Onomatopoeia.

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Vestige: the last lingering trace or wisp of one’s winter underbodice

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Binturong: a vulgar and semi-literate dismissal of a woman’s opinion.

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Acromogaly, n.: the cat in a high place.

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Tell her to get down now.

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Baked Alaska: ‘Madam, did you Bogart that joint?’

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Jacuzzi: coming over a bit Zola-ish.

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