Ambridge Reporter Shorter English Dictionary

Mullions: a vast number of Scottish windows.

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read that as Scottish Widows. Need a lie down.

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Judicious: e.g. chicken soup, chopped liver, lokshen pudding.

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Oncologist: one who studies geese.

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Embrocation the sense that one’s destiny lies in Scotland’s capital

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Hussy: resembling a dogfish that’s no better than it ought to be.

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Rumba a strange ovine vocalisation

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Or a piratical frigate bird selling rum to innercent sheepsies?

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Do you have any particular bird in mind?

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The sparrows bruvver?

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How about a rum baba? Any explanations? (Or excuses or pretexts.)

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Product of an unplanned pregnancy following a beach party in the Caribbean. Obvious, really.

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D’oh.

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rum baba an eccentric hairdresser

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carpentry competitor in goldfish show
codicil disease endemic among the Gadidae
equip an online witticism

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