Weeps with laughter 
Carinthia.xx
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Well, that’s good
Soo xx
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I say onto ye that a cellarite who is given a book about soul food may cook soul food for a year and a day…
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Those who talk kindly and normally to the cantankerous sufferer with dementia will surely be told to go away in Anglo Saxon words…
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Hell hath no fury like a keyboard warrior vicariously offended
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The Instant a cellarite decides to settle down in bed to read her Kindle is the instant of battery running low
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“For want of an ale…”
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The cellarite who is impatient to try on a newly fettled nat will suffer a dollop of glue on their hairline
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Only if they try to put the hat on inside out.
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Straw hat dear limpet!
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Limpets have never really grasped the concept of permeable headgear.
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True limpets favour full armour at all times
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[single Clankity, signalling agreement]
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Now there’s a phrase I never expected to read
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