…a shotgun?
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Um… To use on whom?
Everyone in that opening scene.
Incidentally, what was the point of a dawn chorus walk when all the birds were in full voice before they set out?
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ISTR Lance-Corporal Jones came up with a similar punt-gun idea, from an upturned bath, in an episode of “Dad’s Army” 
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That’s a damn fine question, Joe. They set out at five, and dawn today was at 5:21 in London.
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Henwy, surely. The poor little bugger’s growing down not up. Time to put him out of his misery.
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Can’t see any good reason for having had the retarded little sod in the episode at all. A spark-out rapelet in its pushchair/ travel system, maybe. Although for practicality it should have been in one of those marsupial arrangements or hiking child carrier doofer, of course
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Retarded doesn’t cover it. As Aisling says, he’s actually sounding younger now than when he previously spoke - if I didn’t know otherwise I’d have guessed at a rather late-developing two-year-old, not a kid coming to the end of his second year at school.
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What doom do you think the notion that Helen “is now a free woman” portends?
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No, no, Helen’s always been a very expensive woman.
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What doom do you think the notion that Helen “is now a free woman” portends?
That no Ambridge male (preferably, though not necessarily, with a pulse) is safe. I reckon she’ll make a move on Toerag.
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“Hey, you’ve already shown you make bad choices in partners. Want to try again?”
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That’s true of both of them. As much as Toe-rag is a toe-rag, I’d feel sorry for him. He is no match for Helen when it comes to using people. He’s a mere amateur to her more professional skills. Still, he’s young as yet … he’ll learn.
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I presume there must be some sort of mooring, if one doesn’t want to feature in a fairly spectacular demonstration of Newton’s third law?
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Oh, don’t go taking the fun out of Grundy Goose Poaching Scheme 2017.
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My personal dawn chorus kicked off around 4.30, which drowned out the R4 Dawn Chorus programme. I’ve never gone out pre dawn to listen to the birdies, but I tend to stand still when I want to listen to them at any other time.
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Fear not, it was a general question. Should any Ambridge resident wish to try, I would definitely keep the knowledge to myself 
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I love the sound of shot-guns in the morning.
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I suggest you try living here…
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